Bang!
Kitty!
Slats!
Ba-boom!
Capsule!
Hotchka!
Cornjob?!
It stinks!
LIAR! LIAR!
No springs!
SLEEEEEEEP!
I came. Yes.
I don't care
DEEP HURTING!
Dirk Hardpec!
Das Moon-Boot.
I'LL MOON YOU!
Ow, my hinder!
Cliff Beefpile!
Help me, Spock.
Preeety Niiice!
Big McLargehuge!
Leave the Bronx!
Robot Roll Call!
Smoke Manmuscle!
Drop 'em, Droppo.
I regret nothing!
I’M NOT AN ALIEN!
Slab Squatthrust!
YOU FEELTHY PEEG!
Bite me, it's fun!
I'm Cherokee Jack!
I'm a widdle baby!
Glen was 50ft tall!
The hydraulic wife!
Time for go to bed!
Up yours! You goof!
"God is dead?" GOOD!
Hey! I liked Willow!
You're full of skit!
Give us Cyd Charisse!
Have you been helped?
I'm talkin' lava-hot!
Rex Dart! Eskimo Spy!
Watch out for snakes!
Go bingle your bongle!
I'm Doctor Ted Nelson!
My uppance, it’s come!
Tom Stewart killed me!
You try it, I’m bitter
...i had jello today...
Hit it, Mothercrabbers!
No, we ARE lost, Artoo!
That is some loud dirt!
Are you checking me out?
I thought you were Dale!
I won the essay contest!
Knew your father, I did!
No zombies. Not allowed.
Ooh, right in the Winky!
Park it anywhere, Crash.
Thank god we have RADAR!
...boss is such a dink...
A Quinn Martin Production
He jock it made of steel.
The kombucha! The Tetris!
Great club. No atmosphere.
I KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!
Sequencing boop-a-doops...
You’re listening to K-PLOT
A rare Godzilla-free day...
Gah, flying elves are back!
Get off the road, man-goat!
It flew through a plot hole
Knew him? He was delicious!
"You know you want me baby!"
Advertising! Enjoy some now!
Can I borrow a cup of shirt?
Do you take this bionic man?
I got a mantis in my pantis.
Is that the primordial soup?
I can see my house from here!
May I please have a RAM chip?
This is where the fish lives.
Why is the coat rack on fire?
Hahahahaha--YOU'RE STUCK HERE!
Jim Henson's Minecraft Babies!
Look! Look! Look at my crotch!
Mister, your ninja’s dragging!
...chili peppers burn my gut...
Alternate vibrators inserted...
Help, I'm in another dimension!
In any case it involved a wheel
In space, no one can art-direct
More like Jean-Claude Gosh Darn
Never make light of boing, son!
Professor, your daughter’s hot!
Suddenly, there was no monster!
This is absolutely fascinating.
Those squibs were meant for me!
Is there a credible melting man?
Meet me at the karate rink later
Plenty of lip and tongue action!
Wanama-dumb. Doot-doo-do-doo-do!
Why does it hurt when I P and Q?
Would you forget the skid marks!
tHe MaSter WOuldN'T LIkE thAt...
Ahh the Foley guy must be calling
God bless you, half-man half-pig!
Stupid rock! Stupid, stupid rock!
They blew up the Hitler building!
Tragedy tomorrow. Kabuki tonight.
Trumpy, you can do stupid things!
We munch! We die! We munch again!
You don't understand. I'm a jerk!
And get yourself a good wire rack.
Cambot, get me rocket number nine!
Don't bother the man, he's Dorkin.
Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!
You're as elusive as Robert Denby!
Zach Norman is Sammy in Chief Zabu
A young Franz Kafka awaits his fate
At just the right moment... ATTACK!
Don’t talk about our dummy, Martha.
He's coming! Look Polish, everyone!
I'm here to sample the Amontillado.
Must be Christmas on the Borg ship!
People from the future are so smug.
Darn smoochers, get off my property!
I dub you Sir Moron. Come on, dummy.
It's Malibu Barbie Torture Chambers!
Look alive, people! Oh, sorry Susan.
Oh no! They’re doing it clown-style!
Stay together cheeks, stay together!
Trains are blameless, holy creatures
You're on the goofballs aren't you?!
Your weapons are useless against me!
I am the lemon zester of destruction!
My name is Pleasance, and I am FUNKY!
Open, in the name of my tiny nipples!
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
A planet where apes evolved from men?!
Do not have the Venusian Pupu Platter.
I wonder if there's beer on the sun...
I’m not high, but my dog is, and I am!
Let's listen to what Kenny has to say!
Diamonds, daisies, mole-men, That Girl!
Forgive me, Father, for I have slanged.
How can I be more the Chicken of Today?
How can you not love a skull like this?
I seem to have died, is that a problem?
Somebody up there’s got a claw machine!
THAT SQUARE BUGS ME! HE REALLY BUGS ME!
Watermelons! Galllagher is taking over!
You can’t drop an atom bomb on Chicago!
You think you can take me? Go ahead on.
Droppo, you are the laziest man on Mars.
He's a failure, total failure, la la la!
I buffed my love, but I never shined it.
I gotta finish my letter to Jody Foster.
It's *supposed* to hurt! It's *science*!
It’s a magma flow of savings at MENARDS!
Joe! I’m in one of these boxes! Find me!
Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this
Secret data. Pictures of the moon. Nude!
This turns out to be the correct theory.
What do you, the viewers at home, think?
Oh, your smoldering averageness. Stop me.
Designed by I.M. Pei, built by Jim Varney.
How’s the German Expressionist date going?
I am Mount Svengali. You will do as I say.
Let’s go outside where the plot is thinner
Mr. Stupid, can I have my wallet back now?
Top Super-Duper Maxi-Extreme Ultra Secret.
Wait... he's alive, but his head's gone...
Bart Fargo Bart Fargo Bart Fargo Bart Fargo
Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?
Fingal, you are mine--with Bearnaise sauce!
Funny how space looks a lot like Sacramento
I didn't know they had plywood on the moon!
I inhabit a nightmarish universe all my own
It's gone! Where'd it go?! He's a sorcerer!
The Phantom Planet is quilted for softness!
These are all just random sentences, folks.
We're Wild Rebels! Crunchy, fruity, rebels!
Ahh yes, my friend the squeegee. I love you.
Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!
Get on the horn and get me some bull butter!
I see you’ve decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
My patent papers are at a slight angle, Sam!
Scientists aren't sure what this represents.
Searching three provinces for sleazy chicks!
Where does Coily fit into God’s plan for us?
Don’t point that goat at me, it might go off.
Expressing individualism is just plain wrong!
Please slip corpses under the door after ten.
This is the day the teddy bears fly to Venus.
Yeah, I got a made-for-TV warrant right here.
By that time, my lungs where aching for air...
First floor: housewares, linens, killer robots
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is made of meat!
He tried to kill me with a forklift... Huzzah!
It’s a gang of Tinkerbells and they’re pissed!
Steve? Steve and I have something to tell you.
I'd like to confuse bok choi with cabbage, sir!
I’ve plummeted to my death, and I can’t get up!
Modern architecture: efficient and beauty-free.
Preparing to inject robot with my puberty, sir!
So why are you dressed as Liberace’s chauffeur?
They never found the talking chimp that did it.
Could we have sent a stranger person into space?
We’re still fighting bravely for our vague goal!
All right, now watch how a man screams in horror.
Do they get a tax cut if they shoot at Chernobyl?
His face is the result of slash and burn shaving.
I have no powers, but I can skip reasonably well!
I just realized I haven’t read Tolkien in a week!
I'm beginning to sober up, and you're scaring me!
Lucky guy, he's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy.
Oh, like Columbo’s not gonna figure this one out.
The High Court may well sentence you to TORTURE!!
La-Z-Boy presents the David Cronenberg Collection!
Oh, terrific — we were saved by the gates of Hell.
Sure I was unfaithful, but it was like 87 degrees!
Ahh, the ocean’s beautiful in this part of the tub.
Herculee, Herculaa, my backpack’s filled with pecs!
Hey Petersen, I need to plug my phone into the eel.
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
Normal view! Nooormal vieeeew! NOOORMAL VIEEEEEEEW!
The monster can destroy everything with its tongue.
This would make an excellent miniature golf course.
Creeper, Creeper, Creeper... YOU give ME the creeps!
Didn't think they had many landmines left in Narnia!
I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple.
I hear his theme music - he’s around here somewhere.
Please do not succumb to the urge to eat each other.
Reptilicus returns in Reptilicus 2: 2 Fast 2 Danish!
We are the supreme race! We have the supreme pizzas!
What you see is real. What you smell is unfortunate.
Who’s the puffy guy that’s a big blurry sex machine?
Ahh, the Interocitior is calling, everyone look busy!
Spacemen just don't look at home in a breakfast nook.
A pinch here, a pinch there, he’s a zombie, who cares?
A wild Curly can reach speeds of 30mph when threatened
Better keep digging graves, this isn't going too well.
How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!
It’s Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills in The Mothra Trap!
Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!
You think he likes ham? Wait 'til you see me like ham!
The remaining monkey brains have been reduced to $1.99.
This man is wearing a push-up bra. Now, he is pleasing.
I'm shaking what my mother gave me, thank you very much!
Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket.
Why do you blame my bottomless stupidity for everything?
Ma' well-oiled chassis is comin' up on yer backside, now.
State parks: they offer the most scenic gateways to hell!
That is a toy I wouldn't mind having I like it very much!
I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evilness.
Strut, pout, put it out, that’s what you want from grandma!
They can't be very intelligent -- look what they're flying!
I think the voices in my head are a little louder than usual
Member, F-D-I-MURDER. Death guaranteed for up to 50,000 DIE.
There's a dangerous death ray situation on the outbound 94...
I once stopped a bus with my face now my forehead is all Bondo
If I'm going to stay down here and thump Number Three again...
Meanwhile, at the Cody Institute for naughty little bunnies...
Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
I think we've all 'reported to the moon' at one time or another
Oh no, it’s Amelia Earhart, she picked a bad time to come back!
This may be the head injury talking, but I submarine lightbulb.
You'll have to take my word for it, we can't afford to show it.
It would take a scientist to explain it, and I'm simply too mad.
I am Orkon. This is my brother Xenon, and my other brother Xenon.
Sorry, Folks. We simply could not afford to have special effects.
Could you imagine if you were the kind of person who enjoyed this?
Dear Diary, well, we’re all going to die and it’s the men’s fault.
Either they drove to the Dagobah system or the bubble’s in Florida
Fifty thousand Maria von Trapps face off against the Mongol hoard!
Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!
Leon Trotsky, in the action adventure you thought he’d never make.
It's an entire race of mimes! We've got to get back and warn Earth!
Jenny, use the soap. You've been touching horses and aliens all day.
Just once I’d like to see a zombie with a little more get-up-and-go!
Hey, this isn't a natural cavern! It's a perverted, unnatural cavern!
I’m gonna need a bigger shoe... we’re gonna get a bigger shoe, right?
When you seem to have reached the ends of the Earth...  ask for Earl.
My rigid grill structure is bearin' down on yer unprotected cargo door.
...and when you pledge to the Soviet Union, you get this great tote bag!
I think chunkhead is more of a shuttlecraft, if you know what I’m saying
I think it’s very generous of you to give that dead woman another chance
I’m no good with sick people... what am I even going to say to my body?!
Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can't be beat.
Now I want you to do your space math. Space 2 plus space 2 equals space 4.
Maybe it's the flying saucer I've heard... so... much... about... lately...
Let me tell you about myself. I drive a truck, I’m ugly, and I hate spiders.
Meanwhile in the dark impenetrable void, John Paul Sartre was a’movin and a’groovin
Sam, I’m blown to several thousand bits, but I've gotta finish these patent papers!
That's John Wesley Ape...so mean, he once flung crap at a man just for snoring too loud.
Mom! Slunky peed again!
